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Masdebate

Verb: 1. for a group of people, usually in an internets forum, to argue on the same side of a subject. The purpose being to purport more knowledge on the subject than the other people.
2. To be a bigger know-it-all than the other guy.
anonymous 1: ther's no medical fact that marijuana is dangerous for your health
anonymous 2: alcohol is like 10x more addicitve than pot, but it's legal... why????
anonymous 1: There's absolutely no reason, at all, that weed should be illegal. It's a thousand times less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, yet those two are available at the store.
anonymous 3: wine is actually beneficial, but alachol abuse kills more people than marijuana ever has.
anonymous 2: Yes, crime is bad and does kill, but I don't directly blame that on Marijuana. Criminals are always going to find cheap, dangerous ways to make money. If pot were was gone, they'd find something else. There are plenty who either grow for themselves, or don't feel the need to play cowboy with the cops and gangs.
anonymous 4: enough masdebate! MOAR RACCOON PORN!
by SMcG December 22, 2008
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Masdebate

Deciding whether or not to masturbate for an extended period of time, mainly used in whether or not knowing if you have enough time.
Johnothan masdebated while his parents were going to the store.
by Mr Union January 17, 2012
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maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.
by MBWDT July 25, 2020
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Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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masterbate

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
by meh July 1, 2003
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Masterbate

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
by Niladen September 3, 2013
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