massabating
massabating by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011
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mastacating
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
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MAGAbating
Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.
Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.
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Masdebating
The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.
Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?
Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.
Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.
Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.
Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.
Masdebating by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013
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Mastarbating by meetmasheen May 23, 2017
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