massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

Mascarbating

The act of pumping your mascara wand rigorously into the tube to get optimum amount of mascara.

I walked in on my mom mascarbating

by AJmackdaddy December 12, 2010

MAGAbating

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Masdebating

The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.

Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?

Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.

Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.

by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017