Massabait
Massabait by illiterati69 March 10, 2010
Words you can keep
Massagitute
Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.
Massagitute by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021
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mastabatorium
mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)
A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
Massabate
Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.
Massabate by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010
Mastabatorial
The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
Mastabatory System
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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