The theory of no one getting headpats due to the bias and unjust society that we live as.
Why is Martin the only one getting headpats?
This is Martinistic!
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The preference of people named martin over anything else. Most martinists will prefer talking to martins then normal people, but true martinists will fixate so much on a martin that they won't be able do basic tasks
P1 yes that's great, but Oh my God! Have you seen martin? I must headpat his fluffy afro right now

P2 You are so martinistic
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