Marbl

a gay floridian that likes another gay person from colorado and they like doing gay things together like stream

marbl is such a bottom for alegg and tries to deny it all the time

Marbl by Mxqz October 20, 2019

manble 

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman

THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status

manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012

Marble Mouth 

A person who talks like they have a mouth full of marbles

Wonder what Marble Mouth is going to try and say?

Marble Mouth by unstable bob June 30, 2017

Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

Marbely 

A beautiful girl who is a bit emotional but as soon as you get to know her it's worth it.She will make you laugh so much with her some what weird humour. Shes down to do anything with her friends.But be careful how you treat her cause she can go cold hearted In a second.One of her flaws is caring to much and having to much of a big heart.

Marbely ,oh yeah I know her she is super nice.

Marbely by Edward.892 May 6, 2017

marbleous 

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.

The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.

marbleous by MikeInDC June 20, 2017

manblaming 

Study shows men tend to blame equipment while women blame themselves.

source article:

''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
&
''men-blame-the-equipment-but-women-blame-themselves''

Max blamed the coffee machine for dripping so slow, while in fact he did not use it properly. He thought: ''the machine must be broken.

Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.

Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.

manblaming by JuleM September 12, 2023