marbleous 

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.

The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.

marbleous by MikeInDC June 20, 2017

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum 

A museum in Michigan which is dedicated to displaying a variety of animatronics and other coin-operated machines. It was originally owned by the late Marvin Yagoda, until he died just after New Year's of 2017, when ownership was transferred to his son, Jeremy Yagoda. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the museum was forced to shut down temporarily, until Michigan reaches Phase 5 of containment, and was faced with financial trouble due to maintenance on the machines, but thanks to a GoFundMe, they were able to remain afloat. Though Marvin died in 2017, he is attributed with the quotations "Wouldn’t the world be better off if we took nonsense more seriously?", and "Don’t use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved".

Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show

Person 1: I heard there's this one place with some sort of weird robots and stuff down on Orchard Lake Road, called Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. Anyone wanna come with me?

Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by Smegma Muncher July 12, 2021

Jenna Marbles Face 

The Jenna Marbles face is the face you make when you just don't want to talk to somebody. It freaks them out until they walk away. The key is not to laugh or smile, JUST STAND THERE until they leave. it's kind of a cross between a frown and really shocked.

Eg.1

Girl: That guy was super annoying so I Jenna Marbles faced him.
Eg.2
That stranger was dancing on me and he wouldn't go away so i Jenna Marbles faced him.

Jenna Marbles Face by Virmadd February 23, 2012

losing my marbles 

The act or process of going crazy, usually caused by life stressors. Also used in the past tense phrase: lost my marbles. The orgin of the phrase is unknown but has been referenced numerous times in popular culuture; such as in the peter pan film Hook from the 90’s.

I am losing my marbles staying locked up in this jail cell.

Jimmy spent his entire summer indoors studying and ended up failing his medical boards, he has since then lost his marbles and is living under a bridge.

losing my marbles by yabayabadoo August 15, 2011

gargle his marbles 

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

gargle his marbles by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Annie, the MARVELOUS 

Annie-a-tron, DUH.
She'll make you pee in your pants.

Annie, the MARVELOUS will throw popcorns at your face.

Annie, the MARVELOUS by Annie, the MARVELOUS July 25, 2008

marvelous mammoth 

a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds

these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps

The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."

Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!

marvelous mammoth by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004