THE MANBLE
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
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