DAD:
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting
Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.
SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?
DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting
Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.
SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?
DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
by Okurin July 25, 2020
1). A small glass ball used in childhood games and childish pranks.
2). The most disgusting sexual act possible consisting of a large basin (too collect any loose balls/bodily fluids), LOTS of lube, a waiver signed by all 5 members of the act, and a small bag of marbles. To only be attempted by trained experts/death row inmates.
3). To marble someone. The act of marbling.
2). The most disgusting sexual act possible consisting of a large basin (too collect any loose balls/bodily fluids), LOTS of lube, a waiver signed by all 5 members of the act, and a small bag of marbles. To only be attempted by trained experts/death row inmates.
3). To marble someone. The act of marbling.
1). I put marbles under her car door and she cracked her head open.
2). I was marbling the fuck out of her, but then the cops showed up.
2). I was marbling the fuck out of her, but then the cops showed up.
by Gamemasta April 27, 2010
Bro do you ever think about how all living beings are connected ?
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble
Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble
Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler
by OG_Serg December 23, 2020
by Kom May 18, 2004
A woman in a heterosexual marriage who has a habit of finding herself in bed with other women; short for "married but lesbian"
Sally: "Lucy is so cute"
Jane: "So is her husband"
Cara: "I hear she's a marble"
Sally: "I hope so because I could really eat her for funch"
Jane: "So is her husband"
Cara: "I hear she's a marble"
Sally: "I hope so because I could really eat her for funch"
by Lemon Quiche Cake June 25, 2017
Elk: So that's when I fried my marbles...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
Auto racing term for a ball of rubber on the track that has come off of a tire. Usually used in the plural. Multiple marbles take over entire racing lanes on the outside of normal racing grooves or lanes. Marbles decrease grip, causing cars to crash in corners. Drivers compare driving on marbles to driving on ice.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has been making great time on the high side. But that was too high. He got up into the marbles and slapped the wall.
by wordguy2 March 14, 2010