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Mantelopes 

Another word for man boobs or man tits
Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes
Mantelopes by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016
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mantelope 

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)
Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
mantelope by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Manilopes 

The male ass
I'd be feeling better with my hands up on your manilopes
Manilopes by W_L May 25, 2010

Muntelope 

A species whose origin is a derivative of the MUNT however this particular branch of MUNTS spends their time grazing or laying in the sun on a golf course. Typically refers to a lazy man cunt.
Rich says "The muntelope didn't do shit at work today".
Muntelope by TLU March 22, 2011

Mantilopes 

Large flabby pecks on a man.

Dude!! Did you see the size of his mantilopes? They are at least a c cup!
Mantilopes by GypsyChild0 March 18, 2009

cantelopes 

huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl
damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!
cantelopes by djro May 18, 2006

Mantelope 

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
Mantelope by huy would like to play November 16, 2007
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