Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
by Wyatt Slurp September 04, 2009

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016
