A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!
"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
by TLU November 12, 2011
A species whose origin is a derivative of the MUNT however this particular branch of MUNTS spends their time grazing or laying in the sun on a golf course. Typically refers to a lazy man cunt.
by TLU March 07, 2011
A man who doesn't quite fill out his speedo. So a small prick causes underbulging and leaves unused material in the swim shorts. It usually is caused by either smaller genitals or a misconception of your own size or egomania, thereby causing a purchase of a size too large. This is an issue as it appears to not be a tight package.
by TLU July 27, 2015