W_L's definitions

Count de Monet

Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.

Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.

Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!

by W_L October 16, 2010

Morning Jew

The most beautiful sight in the world

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...

by W_L March 18, 2010

Peace In Your Crease

A nice way of saying goodbye

See you later

Peace In Your Crease

by W_L May 25, 2010

Manilopes

The male ass

I'd be feeling better with my hands up on your manilopes

by W_L May 25, 2010

the cloud

What nerds call the internet.

Paul: I'll just find my daytimer and...

Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!

by W_L March 3, 2009

bfod

Boyfriend Of The Day

"Wow, your date tonight is really hot! How long have you guys been together?"

"About an hour. He's my bfod."

by W_L December 17, 2011

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011