Morning Jew

The most beautiful sight in the world

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...

by W_L March 18, 2010

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

Defriending frenzy

In social networks, a defriending frenzy is a situation where an oversupply of friends leads to rapid, out-of-control deletion by the account owner. This situation often results in the accidental deletion of real friends, leading to refriending requests.

John: What's this friend request? I thought we were already friends...

Dave: Sorry dude, I went into a defriending frenzy last night and accidentally deleted you

by W_L August 30, 2010

Manilopes

The male ass

I'd be feeling better with my hands up on your manilopes

by W_L May 25, 2010

Peace In Your Crease

A nice way of saying goodbye

See you later

Peace In Your Crease

by W_L May 25, 2010

Finger Gun

What douches do in two-person photos. The d-bag will put one hand on the back of his companion to relax and distract the person. With the other hand he will make a gun shape and point at the person's upper body. The other person is now a douche too, but isn't aware of it because they're looking at the camera.

Goddamnit Bob, why do you always douche it up with the finger gun!

by W_L January 01, 2010

Searchlights

Fake tranny boobies whose nipples point every which way

Yo man I don't know which tit to lick ... them searchlights be cockeyed or some shit

by W_L November 26, 2011