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A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)
Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
by Wyatt Slurp September 04, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
by huy would like to play October 28, 2007
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Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes
by OhSoThaddy January 06, 2016
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