Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

by hpkid March 2, 2005

Cantelope

A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010

Cantelope

The 2017 definition of Netflix and chill

I asked Patrick if he wanted to come over and cantelope while his man was away

by Michael P RED DEVIL April 6, 2017

Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004