Muntelope

A species whose origin is a derivative of the MUNT however this particular branch of MUNTS spends their time grazing or laying in the sun on a golf course. Typically refers to a lazy man cunt.

Rich says "The muntelope didn't do shit at work today".

by TLU March 22, 2011

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Mantilopes

Large flabby pecks on a man.

Dude!! Did you see the size of his mantilopes? They are at least a c cup!

by GypsyChild0 March 18, 2009

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

manvelope

1. (verb.) To engage, or "envelope" a man in sexual activity; i.e., creating a covering for his "package" or acting as the receptacle for his "delivery."

2. (noun.) A man's sexual partner.

Steve: Did you get manveloped last night or what?

Eric: Nah. That bitch just went to sleep.

by Double D Squared December 27, 2008

Mantelopes

Another word for man boobs or man tits

Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes

by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016