mantelope
Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
mantelope by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009
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Mantelope
person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
Mantelope by huy would like to play November 16, 2007
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Cantelope
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022
antelope valley
The dirty unshaven armpit of California.
antelope valley by Majikdik February 5, 2014
Antelope Valley
Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.
Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.
Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.
Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.
Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.
Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
Antelope Valley by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022
Antelope Warrior
A woman that plays soccer and has long swinging legs, like those of an antelope. Legs swing in a pendulum like motion and often causes injury to other people. BEWARE.
Antelope Warrior by halfbeanerftw! November 9, 2009
mantellect
Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
mantellect by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
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