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catelope 

When two cats in love run away to become mates.
Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!
catelope by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.
Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cantalopus 

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

Cantelope Breath 

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"
Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

cuntelope 

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate
After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cantolope 

u are a cantolope
cantolope by binaries January 2, 2015