Manksgiving 

When dudes celebrate the American Holiday of Thanksgiving sans presence of female significant others. Held on the fourth Thursday of November, tradional food is served and the meal kicks off with the annual Manksgiving Wishbone Break Off.

The winner not only gets his wish, but has first option on the contender’s girlfriend/wife/SO for the entire year.

“Dude, Manksgiving is right around the corner and you’re dating that sexy bitch Brittany....Are you sure you want to compete in the Wishnone Break Off? If you lose, Jimmy’s gonna be banging her all year long.”

Manksgiving by Danglicious November 23, 2017

Mansgiving 

A celebration of all things manly. Typically held the Sunday before Thanksgiving starting at 1 o’clock Eastern time coinciding with kick off. The day involves a selection of smoked and grilled meats, deep fried Turkey, beer and other refreshments.

What could be better than Thanksgiving? Mansgiving, of course!

Mansgiving by mansgivingcommission November 19, 2022

Wanksgiving 

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.

Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total

Wanksgiving by RickSauuce November 30, 2010

Danksgiving 

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.

"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."

Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

Yanksgiving 

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.

Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?

Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019

Wanksgiving 

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

Wanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Mangiving 

Observed on the Sunday before Thanksgiving and originated in 2007 in Bucktown, Chicago, Mangiving is a day for men of all walks of life to gather, feast, watch football, drink beer, and present Man awards for the past year. Mangiving starts at noon with the National Anthem followed by a ceremony including awards such as Man of the Year, Man move of the year, MLV of the year, and Half man of the year. Participants in Mangiving vote on the winners (or losers) for these awards during the weeks leading up to Mangiving. Each participant is also required to have a man name (i.e. Manbear, Manwood, Manshanks) as well as bring a dish to the feast. First time attendees of Mangiving are not allowed to participate in the vote. Only veterans may vote.

I am really looking forward to Mangiving, but I am nervous because I was nominated for MLV of the year for being caught watching The Notebook earlier this year. I hope someone did worse or I will win the award.

Mangiving is going to be so bad ass this year. I am bringing a broccoli cheese casserole to the feast along with a case of Bud Heavy.

Mangiving by tiger3420 November 4, 2014