Ranksgiving
Ranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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Ranksgiving
Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.
Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.
Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!
Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.
Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!
Ranksgiving by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011
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Wanksgiving
A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.
Wanksgiving by RickSauuce November 30, 2010
Ricksgiving
A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the day Rick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.
Ricksgiving by wakemeup.jpg August 2, 2016
Danksgiving
A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
Yanksgiving
When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019