HumaneAnimal's definitions

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

BS squared

Bullshitting about bullshit.

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

peeincarnation

When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.

Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017