HumaneAnimal's definitions

Trumpliscious

When something has a reputation for being great in ignorant circles, but is actually shitty.

Bobo made some totally Trumpliscious comments to that beautiful woke woman, and it got him slapped.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Hozart

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.

Brittany Spears is a modern day Hozart.

by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

BS squared

Bullshitting about bullshit.

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

Hexxon

Witches’ broom fueling station.

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017