snackpetizer

Snack food eaten as an appetizer.

Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.

by HumaneAnimal January 13, 2018

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 04, 2017

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 08, 2017

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

happy beerthday

What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.

Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!

by HumaneAnimal November 26, 2017