HumaneAnimal's definitions

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Skanksgiving

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.

Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

Yanksgiving

A New England yankee thanksgiving.

All of Bobo’s relatives are from New England, so they got together for Yanksgiving this year.

by HumaneAnimal November 22, 2017

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

Googley

What you call Google when it acts stupid.

Bobo’s GPS led him astray by 10 miles, thanks to Googley Maps.

by HumaneAnimal December 5, 2017

Duddha

Buddha-Duder hybrid.

Duddha smokes his herb to help his meditation.

by HumaneAnimal October 15, 2020