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Thanksgiving in jail.
Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

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Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.
Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.
by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

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Thanksgiving with a meth user.
Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.
by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

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Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

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Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.
Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

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Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.
Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

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When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.
Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.
by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

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