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Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.
by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017
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zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.
Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!
by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018
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BS squared

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.
by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017
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banksgiving

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.
by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017
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Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.
Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.
by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017
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synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.
Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.
by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017
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Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017
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