57 definitions by HumaneAnimal

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal May 21, 2018

ho ho ho, hoe

Pimp’s holiday greeting.

hoe: “Hi Bobo!”
Bobo: “Ho ho ho, hoe!”

by HumaneAnimal December 12, 2017

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

Trumpliscious

When something has a reputation for being great in ignorant circles, but is actually shitty.

Bobo made some totally Trumpliscious comments to that beautiful woke woman, and it got him slapped.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017

Autohobile

A pimp's car.

The pimp's autohobile was a baby blue low rider.

by HumaneAnimal July 30, 2017