HumaneAnimal's definitions

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

BS squared

Bullshitting about bullshit.

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.

Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017