Skip to main content

banksgiving

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.
by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017
mugGet the banksgiving mug.

Banksgiving Day

Banksgiving Day: Banks giving, That would be definitely something to be thankful for.
Probably in Neverland they've got Banksgiving day too.
by mave73 December 2, 2009
mugGet the Banksgiving Day mug.

Wanksgiving

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.
Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total
by RickSauuce November 30, 2010
mugGet the Wanksgiving mug.

Danksgiving

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
mugGet the Danksgiving mug.

Yanksgiving

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
by No Hemingway November 4, 2019
mugGet the Yanksgiving mug.

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017
mugGet the Wanksgiving mug.

Yanksgiving

Happy Yanksgiving, Americans.
by mustherd November 25, 2009
mugGet the Yanksgiving mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email