Wanksgiving 

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.

Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total

Wanksgiving by RickSauuce November 30, 2010

Wanksgiving 

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

Wanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Wanksgiving 

What a single man may do on Thanksgiving.

Poor guy all alone. All he can do is celebrate Wanksgiving!

Wanksgiving by CheriBom November 25, 2017

Danksgiving 

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.

"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."

Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

Yanksgiving 

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.

Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?

Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019

Yanksgiving 

American Thanksgiving, in November sometime...

Happy Yanksgiving, Americans.

Yanksgiving by mustherd November 25, 2009

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

Tanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017