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Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.
Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.
Tanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017
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Tanksgiving

Holiday celebrated in the US only. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Known for copious amounts of drinking with old friends who have no work or school the next day.
Let's go out drinking; it's Tanksgiving and that's what the pilgrims would want us to do.
Tanksgiving by Bustergloves June 29, 2014

Tanksgiving

Tank Bowl but it's on Thanksgiving
Are you planning on watching Tanksgiving III
Tanksgiving by ReeShow March 21, 2022

thanksliving 

Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.
Maria, from Vahimsa PA, has an open invitation for anyone interested in Thanksliving celebrations.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.
I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.
Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Wanksgiving 

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.
Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total
Wanksgiving by RickSauuce November 30, 2010

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...
Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009
Word of the Day on November 23, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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