Skip to main content

Malowned

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.
"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"
by Inkhands April 12, 2004
mugGet the Malowned mug.

Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
mugGet the Karl MaloWned mug.
Related Words

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
mugGet the post-maloned mug.

mahowned

getting owned by the best character of Prison Break, Alexander Mahone, portrayed by fantastic actor William Fichtner.
many guys already got mahowned, it's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken down by the best.
by g-hunter December 30, 2008
mugGet the mahowned mug.

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009
mugGet the maloned mug.

maslowned

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.
A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.
by cula December 5, 2009
mugGet the maslowned mug.

Mal0wned

Yu0 h45 b33n teh /\/\al0wned!!1
by Sintax November 28, 2004
mugGet the Mal0wned mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email