maslowned 

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.

A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.

maslowned by cula December 5, 2009

mariowned 

Creating something but not crediting yourself, leaving the creator unknown.

Hey, you just mariowned yourself by forgetting to put your credentials at the end!

mariowned by Fixxy December 22, 2020

post-maloned 

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

mahowned

getting owned by the best character of Prison Break, Alexander Mahone, portrayed by fantastic actor William Fichtner.

many guys already got mahowned, it's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken down by the best.

mahowned by g-hunter December 30, 2008

Malowned 

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.

"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"

Malowned by Inkhands April 12, 2004

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009

Mal0wned 

When you get owned by John Malone.

Yu0 h45 b33n teh /\/\al0wned!!1

Mal0wned by Sintax November 28, 2004