Definitions by cula

maslowned 

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.

A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.

maslowned by cula December 5, 2009

freedom search 

Body cavity search, used by Jack Donaghy in the 30 Rock Episode "Cooter".

"It's time for my freedom search." Jack Donaghy

freedom search by cula October 26, 2009