verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed
or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned
when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."