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To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
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by postmalonehottie101 December 07, 2017
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A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018
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To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
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