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Malowned 

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.
"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"
Malowned by Inkhands April 12, 2004
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Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.
1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned
Mahoned by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009

Post Mahoned 

keep me posted
Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
Post Mahoned by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026