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Malowned 

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.
"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"
Malowned by Inkhands April 12, 2004
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Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.
1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned
Mahoned by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009

Post Mahoned 

keep me posted
Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
Post Mahoned by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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