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One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.
by Spy Fox February 07, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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this has a number of different meanings:

1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?

Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

You...are a Malone.

2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?

I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...

by The Original Malone February 07, 2009
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A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart
If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.
by Labial Licker August 20, 2020
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derived from cock malone this word is used as in insult which has no meaning. the usage of this word is to insult people without them knowing what is going on. perfect for use on your boss, little sister, teacher, professor, parents and extended family, etc.
boss: charles im gonna need you to come in on sunday
charles: No you lousy malone
boss: did you just call me a malone
charlie: yes
boss: hey, i like you kid, you dont need to come in on sunday
chuck: thanks sir.....ya cock malone !!!!!!
by big throws malone October 25, 2006
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Man who spits on lasange whilst wearing female cuff links.

Also, a name used by females to describe a shocking kisser.
He maloned on my pasta!

That guy was a malone in the bedroom, so i dumped him!!
by kopingbob June 26, 2008
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