Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

Malooging

(MA-LOO-GING) Having a certain affection with an object including sex or kissing.

"Stop malooging the chair that is very inappropriate" shouted the teacher.

Malooging by NellyNauvtagortr May 16, 2022

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Home Aloneing 

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

Home Aloneing by sirdefenition April 6, 2017

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

mass maleing 

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.

Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."

mass maleing by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008