Maloneing

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013

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maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

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Malooging

(MA-LOO-GING) Having a certain affection with an object including sex or kissing.

"Stop malooging the chair that is very inappropriate" shouted the teacher.

by NellyNauvtagortr May 16, 2022

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masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

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Home Aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

by sirdefenition April 6, 2017

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