Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

Maloning

When you hit a lick on a targ for more than 6-Figures

“I’m Maloning it I am a comboss”

Maloning by MaloneLamJr October 23, 2026

Kieran Maloning 

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

Kieran Maloning by Big Marky S February 5, 2009

Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015