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Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
Malking by click25 May 31, 2009

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

makinging 

The act of makinging something.
00:16 <fumba> makinging
makinging by Neodymium February 10, 2003

Kieran Maloning 

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire
Kieran Maloning by Big Marky S February 5, 2009
Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
Malking by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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