maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

maloofing

Maloofing is the Internet discussion board version of tattling. Normally done by sending an e-mail, or private message, or by clicking on some sort of alert button.

person 1: holy crap did you see that fat cows pics she posted in the adult forum
person 2: thats it i'm Maloofing you

maloofing by mybabytakesthemorningtrain May 17, 2006

[maloofing] 

drinking/partying at someone else's house (with there consent of course)

Hey are you coming by tonight? we are Maloofing it up in north Salisbury.

[maloofing] by bestlastsunday January 10, 2009

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.

Yo man, someone be mafoofin' up in this joint

Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013

mallowing 

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

mallowing by demarze June 1, 2016

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.

I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.

magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013