Mahoning

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.

You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.

by Shannon56 December 18, 2008

Mahoning

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.

Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.

by Da SBullet March 13, 2015

Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

masoning out

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.

person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."

by SKOA March 7, 2011

Maloning

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010