sirdefenition's definitions

dick

you.

you are a dick.
get over it.

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

Tammy

The fucker that kill Birdperson!

FUCK YOU TAMMY

by sirdefenition June 26, 2017

Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!

"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

boobies

1) A slang used for a female's breasts.
2) A tropical bird with bright blue feet.

"Boobies! They go boing boing boing!"

by sirdefenition June 4, 2017

xd

xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol

xd lol

by sirdefenition March 22, 2017

God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.

Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?

by sirdefenition June 1, 2017

Home Aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

by sirdefenition April 6, 2017