sirdefenition's definitions

savage

What tweens/teens use when they think they are being a thug.
when in reality they are just being bratty idiots.

Cash me outside out girl - "CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DA?"
Other people - "SHE'S SO SAVAGE!"

by sirdefenition July 23, 2017

xd

xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol

xd lol

by sirdefenition March 22, 2017

Home Aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

by sirdefenition April 6, 2017

penis

You must be stupid to search up penis on urban dictonary.
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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

dick

you.

you are a dick.
get over it.

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!

"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Name

50% of the words in Urban Dictonary
Something that girls wont shut the fuck up about on Urban Dictonary.
We don't give a fuck about your friend, now fuck off and put
something at least a little worth while on this site.

INSERT NAME HERE-
sexy, cut, hote, funtey. xd
ur lokky if u hav somewun like INSERT NAME HERE but u cacnt beeat her no matter wutr

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017