play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.
Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"
by sirdefenition June 03, 2017
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boogering

The act of wiping your nose on someone while have a nose that's wet.
Most commonly happens with pets (dogs, cats)
Fuckin' whiskers wont stop boogering my shit.
by sirdefenition June 15, 2017
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Name

50% of the words in Urban Dictonary
Something that girls wont shut the fuck up about on Urban Dictonary.
We don't give a fuck about your friend, now fuck off and put
something at least a little worth while on this site.
INSERT NAME HERE-
sexy, cut, hote, funtey. xd
ur lokky if u hav somewun like INSERT NAME HERE but u cacnt beeat her no matter wutr
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God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
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brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
by sirdefenition April 18, 2017
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Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!
"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"
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sex

A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"
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