Tammy

The fucker that kill Birdperson!

FUCK YOU TAMMY

by sirdefenition June 26, 2017

God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.

Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?

by sirdefenition June 01, 2017

Home Aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

by sirdefenition April 06, 2017

Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!

"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

savage

What tweens/teens use when they think they are being a thug.
when in reality they are just being bratty idiots.

Cash me outside out girl - "CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DA?"
Other people - "SHE'S SO SAVAGE!"

by sirdefenition July 23, 2017

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

xd lol

What teenage girls say when they think they are "random xd"

CHEESE WAFFLES haha im so randem xd lol

by sirdefenition June 01, 2017