when someone is wearing something or does something that makes them look semi-retarded or challenged.
Look at Megan, she looks so malanky skating with that helmet on backwards.

every time Shannon eats chicken wings, she ends up with sauce all over her shirt. She looks totally malanky.

Look at how malanky Corry looks riding in that short bus!
by Mad SIGNtist August 15, 2011
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