Malanky 

when someone is wearing something or does something that makes them look semi-retarded or challenged.

Look at Megan, she looks so malanky skating with that helmet on backwards.

every time Shannon eats chicken wings, she ends up with sauce all over her shirt. She looks totally malanky.

Look at how malanky Corry looks riding in that short bus!

Malanky by Mad SIGNtist August 19, 2011

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

MaLaney 

A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.

wow, im so glad im friends with MaLaney.

MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009

malaneyed 

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance

You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.

malaneyed by a former fan March 4, 2009

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malenky 

A slang for little or small

-From a Clockwork Orange

We fooled around at night a malenky bit.

malenky by J.C. The coolest January 12, 2008