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Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Related Words
Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012
Quiet shy kid usually sits alone but if you get to know him he turns out to be a weird funny person
No need for a sentence Malaky
Malaky by Questionable November 25, 2018
stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.
1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?
malarky by cleverclogs June 10, 2007
A kid from Dublin who you originally thinks a scumbag but turns out to be a good lad. Soundest man alive after Gerry Adams.
That lad there is an absoloute malachy
Malachy by Woodneister June 20, 2018