Malahky 

Best looking person in the world , with the biggest dick EVER . Great personality & the sweetest & nicest ever . Malahky will bring out the best in everyone , he has a great & special sense of humor .

Who could compete with Malahky ?!

Malahky by anonymous user . 12334554 December 15, 2024

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012

Malaky 

Quiet shy kid usually sits alone but if you get to know him he turns out to be a weird funny person

No need for a sentence Malaky

Malaky by Questionable November 25, 2018

malarky

stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.

1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?

malarky by cleverclogs June 10, 2007

Malarkyologist 

Pronounced like archaeologist (mal-archaeologist), a malarkyologist is what you call someone who you think is devoted to obscure, misleading, nonsensical studies.

"His thesis is that all modern breakfast foods were invented by members of the Han Chinese Western Xia Dynasty of 1227 B.C.E."

"Whaaaaaat a malarkyologist."

Malarkyologist by Jayeh Rizzuhl January 26, 2010