maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

maclunky 

An unnecessary change that screws with perfection.

Greedo: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo: Maclunky!

maclunky by Rawb2k November 12, 2019

maclunky 

You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.

"You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is."

maclunky by oatmealine January 19, 2020

Malanky 

when someone is wearing something or does something that makes them look semi-retarded or challenged.

Look at Megan, she looks so malanky skating with that helmet on backwards.

every time Shannon eats chicken wings, she ends up with sauce all over her shirt. She looks totally malanky.

Look at how malanky Corry looks riding in that short bus!

Malanky by Mad SIGNtist August 19, 2011

ginger mclanky 

a ginger lanky person who works in mcdonalds

Hey look at that ginger mclanky man behind the till

ginger mclanky by roger_19990 May 26, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020