Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
DRUGS ARE OBJECTS CREATED BY THE FURRY ALIENS CALLED THE BISEXUAL BANDITS DURING A ORGY WITH JESUS CHRIST.
George: IF ANYBODY DRESSED UP LIKE A KNIGHT WEARING A TUTU AND RAPING A PIG TELLS ME ITS "NOT"AGAIN I WILL TELL THAT FUCKER "THIS IS MY ASS I MAKE BUTTER ON MY ASS FUCKING AND FUCKING LICK MY ASS ON MY WEED! FUCK!
josh: wow you take too many drugs
josh: wow you take too many drugs
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 13, 2018
dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018
by weedhead11111111111111111 June 05, 2018
first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".
Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 26, 2018
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The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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by weedhead11111111111111111 May 29, 2018
anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 06, 2018