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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DRUIDS
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
e.g. F4M W422UP W4NN4 F1NG3R M3?
is a common type of saying in the times
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
e.g. F4M W422UP W4NN4 F1NG3R M3?
is a common type of saying in the times
Peter: yo fam wanna hit up my time machine and go see the drjud colonies?
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
by weedhead11111111111111111 May 29, 2018
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WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch
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by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018
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George: IF ANYBODY DRESSED UP LIKE A KNIGHT WEARING A TUTU AND RAPING A PIG TELLS ME ITS "NOT"AGAIN I WILL TELL THAT FUCKER "THIS IS MY ASS I MAKE BUTTER ON MY ASS FUCKING AND FUCKING LICK MY ASS ON MY WEED! FUCK!
josh: wow you take too many drugs
josh: wow you take too many drugs
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Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
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Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
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