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Malakooti 

Malakooti; a man with ladies legs. Can fit into ladies trousers/skirts even though being the height of a male 12 year old.
Look over there, that man is wearing ladies trousers.
Look at the man, he resembles an upside down traffic cone.
Is that man disabled? Oh no it's just a Malakooti.
Malakooti by Tall and slim March 12, 2024
Words you can keep

malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

malakuti 

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005

malakopitouras 

greek word for a very big malakas
ma ti malakopitouras pou einai aytos re
malakopitouras by ALX September 20, 2003

Malakistirio

Greek slang for a jerk off factory
The referee made a lot of bad calls. He was acting like a malakistirio.
Malakistirio by AngGti January 14, 2011

malapoopism 

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.

"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
malapoopism by Thann January 21, 2007
Word of the Day on February 24, 2012

malagootin 

Used in a rootin tootin put in meme.
That's one rootin' tootin' malagootin' put in we have here.
malagootin by baconater lover June 17, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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