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malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

malakuti 

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005

malakopitouras 

greek word for a very big malakas
ma ti malakopitouras pou einai aytos re
malakopitouras by ALX September 20, 2003

Malakistirio

Greek slang for a jerk off factory
The referee made a lot of bad calls. He was acting like a malakistirio.
Malakistirio by AngGti January 14, 2011

malapoopism 

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.
"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
malapoopism by Thann January 21, 2007
Word of the Day on February 24, 2012

malagootin 

Used in a rootin tootin put in meme.
That's one rootin' tootin' malagootin' put in we have here.
malagootin by baconater lover June 17, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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