malakitis

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.

I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!

by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

malakuti

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.

Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?

by The Farseer April 16, 2005

MALitist

An expansion of 'Forum Elitist' and other variation of Elitism on the Internet.

Users of the MyAnimeList, who think they are better everyone else, including those who use the site.

This condescending attitude is dictated by one or more of the following:

-Their number of forum posts
-Their registration date/How long they have been using/active on the site
-Their position (usually a moderator/staff)
-How "popular" they are among the other users
-The number of many top rated reviews they wrote
-The number of anime/manga they have watched/read

They refuse to accept that other people have a difference of opinion on anime/manga they like, often trying to force their point of view on others - either via a heated forum discussion or a comment on others' profile.

You literally can't say one thing without some elitist with 10000 posts and his own forum minions ripping you a new asshole. There are some people on there who literally refuse to post unless they're arguing with someone to the death. This is a daily scene on episodic discussions and MAL is famous for it.

Myanimelist forums are straight trash and dominated by MALitists

by ThisAintOP December 10, 2015

Malakite

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)

She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my

by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020

malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

MAGAnitis

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

by chronopoulos September 2, 2018