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malakuti 

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005
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Malakooti 

Malakooti; a man with ladies legs. Can fit into ladies trousers/skirts even though being the height of a male 12 year old.
Look over there, that man is wearing ladies trousers.
Look at the man, he resembles an upside down traffic cone.
Is that man disabled? Oh no it's just a Malakooti.
Malakooti by Tall and slim March 12, 2024
The greatest basketball player to touch a basketball and a sexy 5’10 dread head with infinite aura and doesn’t cheat
As a name. Malakot whats up !
malakot by Malii2comp March 21, 2025
The greatest basketball player to touch a basketball and a sexy 5’10 dread head with infinite aura and doesn’t cheat
Malakot your so nonchalant and your dreads are so long.
malakot by Malii2comp March 21, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026