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malakuti
If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005
Malakooti
Malakooti; a man with ladies legs. Can fit into ladies trousers/skirts even though being the height of a male 12 year old.
Look over there, that man is wearing ladies trousers.
Look at the man, he resembles an upside down traffic cone.
Is that man disabled? Oh no it's just a Malakooti.
Look at the man, he resembles an upside down traffic cone.
Is that man disabled? Oh no it's just a Malakooti.
Malakooti by Tall and slim March 12, 2024
malakot
The greatest basketball player to touch a basketball and a sexy 5’10 dread head with infinite aura and doesn’t cheat
malakot by Malii2comp March 21, 2025
malakot
The greatest basketball player to touch a basketball and a sexy 5’10 dread head with infinite aura and doesn’t cheat
malakot by Malii2comp March 21, 2025
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