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The greatest basketball player to touch a basketball and a sexy 5’10 dread head with infinite aura and doesn’t cheat
Malakot your so nonchalant and your dreads are so long.
malakot by Malii2comp March 21, 2025
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malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

malakuti 

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005

malakopitouras 

greek word for a very big malakas
ma ti malakopitouras pou einai aytos re
malakopitouras by ALX September 20, 2003

Malakite 

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)
She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my
Malakite by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020

malakoff, tx 

Malakoff, Tx is a place where some dreams come true, but all the others, end up as white trash, drug addicts. A place where the driveways to stores are giant ditches, but the school system is one of the best in the state.
I want to go to Malakoff, Tx because they have the best Ochoas Mexican restaurant.
malakoff, tx by Theogpitbullmom December 25, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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