Malakoi

Some YouTuber from Brazil decided the best way to piss off another YouTuber he didn't agree with was to go on the streets, wave his arms around like a madman, and shout "Malakoi" and try and define it to others.
From Hebrew: Devassa
What that means? No fucking clue.

"A juggler and a malakoi"

Malakoi by filhoDaPutaGames March 9, 2025

Malakhi 

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .

Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)

Malakhi by Baddie714 April 16, 2019

Malaki 

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.

Damnnn Malaki has a big cock

Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.

Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti

malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016

Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007

Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.

'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'

Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006

malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.

I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!

malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019