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matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass
matzah ass by Mike McG July 3, 2008

Malzahar 

Aids and Cancer yu-gi-oh fused to create a champion in League of Legends
Balanced by a team of clowns who inhale crackpipes
People who play Malzahar were beat as children by the local clown who keeps a collection of bags of dicks in the trunk of his car.
Malzahar by BigDickNick6969 July 23, 2019
Unleavened bread. Best when made into balls and put into soup or in Hillel sandwiches. Also used to describe really boring people (who can also be thin and pale)
The girl wearing that floral bikini is such a matzah. I wonder if she'll melt when she gets in the water.
matzah by skylight April 23, 2005
The greatest person ever and a wonderful person, friend and sister I hope she will be with me for the rest of my life
"Hey that girl so cool and so sweet her name must be Maelah
maelah by Ailani H30441356789 March 11, 2017
Mazahir is the name of one of Prophet Muhammad's Sahabah (peace be upon them all). This name is defined as "appearances," by one source. On a side note, it is a name generally given to a person who is totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.
Person 1: Oh, you're so sweet and adorable and cool! You're name must be Mazahir.
Person 2: Thanks. It is. How did you know?
Person 1: Because if you're name is Mazahir that means that you're totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.
Person 2: Oh okay...if you say so.:)
Mazahir by Anonymous December 4, 2004

Matzah Baller 

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
Matzah Baller by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009