matzah 

Unleavened bread. Best when made into balls and put into soup or in Hillel sandwiches. Also used to describe really boring people (who can also be thin and pale)

The girl wearing that floral bikini is such a matzah. I wonder if she'll melt when she gets in the water.

matzah by skylight April 23, 2005

Matzah 

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

Matzah by Nesbit January 3, 2008

matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

matzah ass by Mike McG July 3, 2008

Matzah Baller 

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.

Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!

Matzah Baller by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009

matzah fever 

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

matzah fever by thaHNIC December 9, 2008

Matzah/Matzo 

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

Matzah/Matzo by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

Matzah Moment 

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

Matzah Moment by Epic Cone May 10, 2021