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Macroom, is a town in Mid-West Cork, located 40 km west of Cork city and 48 km from Killarney.

The town is a friendly town which is going to become a commuter town for Cork city.

It has 3,243 people living in Macroom town.
Mom: Wanna go to Macroom son?

Son: No mom, Macroom is too far away and we live all the way in Youghal, in East Cork.

Mom: I guess you don't want to get ice cream there then...

Son: OH OK, PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GO?!

Mom: Ok.
Macroom by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022
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macromancer 

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"
macromancer by LibDawg September 12, 2013
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macromental 

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount
There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.
macromental by jeteye May 2, 2009
To make yourslef an item of clothing. To sew pieces of clothing together. The art of being awesome with clothes. To make your own clothes out of older ones. First used in the forty year old virgin. It comes from the nordic word scrupulate meaning combination.
Bruno macromated himself a pair of jean shorts. The rr likes to macromate stuff.
macromate by the red rockets bffl December 13, 2009

Macromedia

a software company that was bought out by Adobe.
Adobe's eventual hoal is to take over the world. Start with Macromedia, the folks who have kept Flash going forfuckingever!
Macromedia by Vampyrium December 9, 2008

macromastia 

1. in women, the hormonal condition whereby estrogen levels are produced to in excess. This causes rapid or extreme growth in the breasts giving them exorbitant sizes i.e. FFF, 38 GGG The best part is, they don't stop growing. Much to the excitement of men, this is ideal for a breast man.

2. some women grow faster than others but this can also cause, feelings of superiority, sensuousness, physical lower back pain, neck pain, headaches, depression and sometimes isolation.

3. The envy of regular chested women and every man's dream.

4. The hormonal condition and some women to grow epic breasts.
Darren: you know that girl in our English class? She just visit from no way and she has get this…48NNN bust. what she has is called macromastia.

Victor: no way dude I… *spots Sonia* HOLY TITS!!!! she's gorgeous! Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Darren: I know I just asked her out.
macromastia by darkninja445 July 14, 2013

Macromancer 

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.
Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!
Macromancer by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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