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(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.
1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!

2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
by Robyn Milktoast December 09, 2008
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A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."
by Annorax October 24, 2004
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The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.
Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.
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An "Adobe" is when a person uses their fecal matter as lube when giving a hand job.
Mo's mother gives the most foul smelling adobe jobs.
by JHM/TWJ November 26, 2010
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A company that will eventually make every program and take over the computing industry
"Who Makes that"
--"Adobe, who else!"
by Shaun Speers May 30, 2005
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