Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.

Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.

Maaike by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019

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Daily Mail

The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see Daily Heil.

Daily Mail your garden: shit helps plants grow.

Daily Mail by Ken Livingstill February 16, 2005

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Sneaker Mail

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

Sneaker Mail by CableHills December 22, 2006

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